Tech for president!
My fellow Americans, when you vote for president of the United States this fall, I am asking you to write in me, the US Tech Industry. Why should you write in Tech? Frankly, no one in government is more popular than me with the American people. I am also more trusted than American politicians. Furthermore, my platforms are so loved worldwide that European politicians are openly jealous. To sum up, I have already made America great and my foundations are honest.